Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Competitive Difficulties

 An overheard debate between Arnold Palmer and Ted Williams about the relative difficulties of their respective sports:

"C'mon, Arnie, how can you say that golf is harder than baseball? You hit a stationary ball, perched on a tee, with a club that has a flat face. I've got to hit a ball traveling at upwards of 100 mph — that might be curving or sinking — with a rounded bat."

"You might be right, Ted, but for one thing: You don't have to play your foul balls."

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